Your most astute reporter knows that you, being the savvy investor that you are, have questions. And she's confident that, in the current economic climate, those queries have multiplied exponentially in both number and complexity. All things being equal, your sage reporter contends that, when it comes to answers, you may quite possibly be looking in the wrong direction. You may, she might delicately suggest, be looking toward the slightly-overconfident news media, the Government, or even (gasp!) President Obama himself. While that's all good and well, she strongly suggests that you give serious thought to the notion of turning your head in a different direction - that of the world-renowned, highly-reputed (might she add genius?) ICLUBcentral gurus.

While these well-schooled experts do not claim to have all of the answers (the crystal ball, in the most tragic of accidents, shattered into miniscule fragments after colliding with the brick wall at the most esteemed Harvard University this very week; Dan Abraham, ICLUBcentral's VP of Customer Care, has reportedly been burning the midnight oil in a most gallant attempt to piece it back together, for posterity, if nothing else) this reporter can attest that they certainly share rare and thought-provoking insights. As she has been privy to none-other-than the inside scoop, might she dare to declare that, once woven into the fabric of the illustrious ICLUBcentral network, StockCentral members will find that they are void of any desire to look back.

Onto this week's headlines...

COME ONE, COME ALL!
ICLUBcentral Unveils Toolkit 6 User Group

If you've got something on your calendar the first Tuesday night of the month beginning in June, your omniscient reporter strongly advises that you wipe the slate clean - pronto! She has long earned accolades for her unbridled wisdom, and this occasion is no exception. Though you might be tempted by the thought of a late summer's eve dip in the pool or a run on the local soft-serve ice cream joint, your reporter urges you to place your trust in her. Come 9 p.m. Eastern Time June 2, you will want to be nowhere else but in front of your computer, anxiously awaiting the inaugural meeting of the Brand-New Toolkit 6 User Group!

There, during the monthly interactive session, you will have the opportunity to glean tips and tidbits as well as ask questions - which will be answered live by ICLUBcentral Prez Doug Gerlach. You're also encouraged to share your own pearls of software wisdom with the group at large. You need only sign up once for this free and ongoing User Group - but you dare not tarry! The dog days of summer will be here before you know it! Why not make the most of your Toolkit 6 investment?

Can't Get Enough of the ICLUB Prez?
ICLUBcentral's Leading Man to Moderate Open Q & A Session

Observing that ICLUBcentral's June calendar is brimming over with opportunities, might your intuitive reporter be so bold as to suggest that you put off any vacation plans you might have 'til at least July? You certainly will not want to miss the June 16 Webinar that everyone will be talking about for months to come - nor lend yourself to the awkward silences that are sure to fall upon any conversation in which it is revealed that you did indeed miss the proverbial boat. This open session Q&A will be moderated by Prez Gerlach (who, your reporter acknowledges, is one busy guy!) June 16, 9 p.m. Eastern Time. Sign up today and, while you're at it, grab a cocktail napkin -- you'll want to jot down any and every question you have about the ICLUBcentral website between now and then!