ISSUE 10
21 March 2007
STOCKCENTRAL SCREENER DEBUTS
SETS RECORD FOR BALLYHOO
As this reporter cunningly previewed in a previous issue of the Gazette (with confounding obscurity, as always), the minds at ICLUB have finally unveiled their newest creation -- The StockCentral Screener. Already more popular than emerald lager on Saint Patrick's (well, nearly), the new Screener allows StockCentral denizens to quickly filter through the dross and detritus of the market and easily find the proper stocks to suit their portfolios.
So simple even a child of five (or even this reporter) could muddle through, the Screener is designed for maximum customization. After selecting one or more Industries, you can then narrow your search with 13 separate parameters. These include such criterions as Institutional Ownership %, PE Ratio, and Historical Sales Growth -- you can even search by Take Stock Quality Rating!
The slyest amongst you have already discovered the Screener, as it's hidden in plain sight betwixt the Take Stock and Manifesto tabs.
WHO MOVED MY MOUSE'S CHEESE?
INVESTED COMPUTER TIPS
Using a computer can, at times, be exceedingly frustrating (especially in the face of torturous rodent puns). Luckily, the StockCentral Community can rely on the dashingly brilliant folk from InvestEd to exterminate any and all infestations of obfuscation.
The tips range from the mundane (renaming multiple files), to the thrifty (setting your printer to use less ink), and beyond. Are you familiar with the plethora of keyboard shortcuts? And what of the logical conundrum of creating a PowerPoint presentation without PowerPoint? The answers, invariably, are within your grasp.
Those seeking to improve their computerized lives would do well to consult the InvestEd forum for the full list of tips. Learn more about InvestEd and register at www.investor-education2007.org.
WE (NOT SO) FEW, WE HAPPY (NOT SO) FEW
MEMBERSHIP INCREASES, FREE TRIAL DECREASES
It is this reporter's joyous privelege to announce to you, dear readers, that the StockCentral Community now boasts well over 13,000 souls. You each deserve a hearty congratulations for enlisting in such an exciting new endeavor, and you may hereafter claim the honour of having shepherded StockCentral through its infancy. Huzzahs all around, and should you ever discover the true identity of this reporter, the pints will be on him. (Or her.)
Those that follow in your footsteps and join up with StockCentral will share in all of the treasures that you've come to enjoy, save one -- new members will only receive a 90-day Free Trial, not the year-long period you've been afforded. There are perks, you see, to taking the proverbial plunge.
But this simple nine-month amendment is no reason to dissuade your friends and acquaintances from joining StockCentral -- after all, the 90 days are still gratis. Get out there and spread the word! And, if you're feeling particularly patriotic, join the StockCentral Street Team.
MARCH MADNESS IS SIMILAR TO INVESTING, REALLY
"First, master the fundamentals."
- LARRY BIRD
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